adelle
radijska postaja 1: Hello prestaviš radijska postaja 2: From the othersideeee prestaviš radijska postaja 3: It’s me..
Adele
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
U are
“You are what you eat… ” I need to eat a fit person!
Oscar
Roses are red, violets are glorious, don’t try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.
First “smart joke” about blonds ;)
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to […]
Pogreb
Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
Razlogi za višjo plačo
The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset. She asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?”
5 modrih
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.
Oldies darilo za božič
Grandad: “When I was your age, all I’ve got for Christmas was an apple and a blackberry. brawo Boy: “WTF?!?! A laptop and a mobile phone?!”
Malce tujih šal
What is 1,000 white people running down a hill? Avalanche. What is a 1,000 mexicans running down a hill?