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adelle

radijska postaja 1: Hello prestaviš radijska postaja 2: From the othersideeee prestaviš radijska postaja 3: It's me..

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Adele

Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.

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U are

"You are what you eat... '' I need to eat a fit person!

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Oscar

Roses are red, violets are glorious, don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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First “smart joke” about blonds ;)

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000. …

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Pogreb

Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. …

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Razlogi za višjo plačo

The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset. She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?" Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is …

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5 modrih

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name. 3. Help someone when they …

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Oldies darilo za božič

Grandad: "When I was your age, all I've got for Christmas was an apple and a blackberry. brawo Boy: "WTF?!?!  A laptop and a mobile phone?!"  

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Malce tujih šal

What is 1,000 white people running down a hill? Avalanche. What is a 1,000 mexicans running down a hill? Mudslide. What is 1,000 niggers running down a hill? Jailbreak. What's the difference …