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What is 1,000 white people running down a hill?

Avalanche.

What is a 1,000 mexicans running down a hill?

Mudslide.

What is 1,000 niggers running down a hill?

Jailbreak.

What’s the difference between a white and a mexican?

A shower.

Why doesn’t Mexico have an official Olympic team?

Because the mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?

Drop it nigger.

Wat u call a nigger in a mailbox???

BLACKMAIL!!!

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

– Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
– Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make nigger run fast!!!!!

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