Love takes off
Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.
5 modrih
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.
Oldies darilo za božič
Grandad: “When I was your age, all I’ve got for Christmas was an apple and a blackberry. brawo Boy: “WTF?!?! A laptop and a mobile phone?!”
Malce tujih šal
What is 1,000 white people running down a hill? Avalanche. What is a 1,000 mexicans running down a hill?
Audition
3 men (a Belgian, a German and a French) have an audition for a new job in England. The interviewer tells them: “OK, you’ll have to formulate a sentence with the 3 words: green, pink and yellow.”
Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don’t have enough time)