Angleški vici
Criticism is not agreeable
Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.
Heaven and hell
Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs …
5 modrih
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name. 3. Help someone when they …
Oldies darilo za božič
Grandad: "When I was your age, all I've got for Christmas was an apple and a blackberry. brawo Boy: "WTF?!?! A laptop and a mobile phone?!"
Malce tujih šal
What is 1,000 white people running down a hill? Avalanche. What is a 1,000 mexicans running down a hill? Mudslide. What is 1,000 niggers running down a hill? Jailbreak. What's the difference …
Audition
3 men (a Belgian, a German and a French) have an audition for a new job in England. The interviewer tells them: "OK, you'll have to formulate a sentence with the 3 …
Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE …