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Oscar

Roses are red, violets are glorious, don’t try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Angleški vic prevedi

Prevedi v angleščino spodnji stavek (čim bolj naglas seveda) JAZ SEM MOJA LUNA

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Pogreb

Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. …

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Razlogi za višjo plačo

The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset. She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?" Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is …

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What is 1,000 white people running down a hill? Avalanche. What is a 1,000 mexicans running down a hill? Mudslide. What is 1,000 niggers running down a hill? Jailbreak. What's the difference …