Pogreb
Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
Nekatere pisarne
Nekatere pisarne v državni upravi so kot grobovi. Na vratih bi lahko pisalo: “Tu počiva ta in ta.”
Tako čudn folk, samo midva sva plesala
Umrl je direktor umobolnice. Pa so tudi norci sklenili, da pošljejo dva delegata na pogreb. Ko sta se vrnila, so ju vprašali, kako je bilo. “Oh, čuden folk je bil tam. Imeli so tako prima muz’ko, pa samo midva sva plesala.”
Pogreb
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