Audition

3 men (a Belgian, a German and a French) have an audition for a new job in England. The interviewer tells them: “OK, you’ll have to formulate a sentence with the 3 words: green, pink and yellow.”

Woman and Man

Woman has Man in it; Mrs. has Mr. in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it;

Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don’t have enough time)