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Woman and Man

Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;


No wonder men always want to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their
life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman….
Why?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now…
I never looked at it this way before:

Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with MEN?

MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it’s a
HISterectomy.

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