Chuck Norris in smrt
Smrt potrka na vrata. Odpre Chuck Norris. Smrt se za trenutek zdrzne in prestrašeno reče: “A mate kaj za pusta hrusta?”
Pogreb
Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
Potem bodo šli z vami
Brežnjev umira. Andropov je ob smrtni postelji. »Juročka, ti najbrž veš, kdo me bo nasledil.« »Jaz, vendar!«