Tag Archives: smrt

Chuck Norris in smrt

Posted on February 9, 2013 | Comments Off on Chuck Norris in smrt

Smrt potrka na vrata.
Odpre Chuck Norris.
Smrt se za trenutek zdrzne in prestrašeno reče: “A mate kaj za pusta hrusta?”

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Posted in Mešani vici

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Pogreb

Posted on January 11, 2013 | Comments Off on Pogreb

Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Continue reading →

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Posted in Angleški vici

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Potem bodo šli z vami

Posted on November 15, 2012 | Comments Off on Potem bodo šli z vami

Brežnjev umira. Andropov je ob smrtni postelji.
»Juročka, ti najbrž veš, kdo me bo nasledil.«
»Jaz, vendar!« Continue reading →

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Posted in Zdravstveni vici

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