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Oldies darilo za božič

Grandad: “When I was your age, all I’ve got for Christmas was an apple and a blackberry.

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Boy: “WTF?!?!  A laptop and a mobile phone?!”

 

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Pogreb

Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. …

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Audition

3 men (a Belgian, a German and a French) have an audition for a new job in England. The interviewer tells them: "OK, you'll have to formulate a sentence with the 3 …

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First “smart joke” about blonds ;)

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000. …

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U are

"You are what you eat... '' I need to eat a fit person!