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Oscar

Roses are red, violets are glorious, don’t try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Woman and Man

Woman has Man in it; Mrs. has Mr. in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be …

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Razlogi za višjo plačo

The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset. She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?" Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is …

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Malce tujih šal

What is 1,000 white people running down a hill? Avalanche. What is a 1,000 mexicans running down a hill? Mudslide. What is 1,000 niggers running down a hill? Jailbreak. What's the difference …

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Adele

Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.