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Slovenac i mujo

Posted on April 7, 2012 | Comments Off on Slovenac i mujo

Slovenac: – Šta radi žena kad dobije jabuku?

Mujo: – Ne znam ti ja, bolan!

Slovenac: – Napravi kolač od jabuke!

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Mujo vs. Fata

Posted on March 18, 2012 | Comments Off on Mujo vs. Fata

Mujo pride po štirih letih domov iz tujine. Presenečen vidi, da ima Fata tri otroke.

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Mamuti

Posted on January 12, 2012 | Comments Off on Mamuti

Tovarišica vpraša Mujota: “Mujo, naštej mi nekaj prazgodovinskih živali.

“Mujo: “Ee, ahm, dinozavri…”

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Mujo in Slovenski parlament

Posted on March 10, 2011 | Comments Off on Mujo in Slovenski parlament

Dođe Mujo u Mercedesu i parkira ga pred slovenski parlament.

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Mujo vs. Medved

Posted on February 6, 2011 | Comments Off on Mujo vs. Medved

Mujo in medved v Bosni sredi gozda igrata šah. 

Nakar pride en amerikanec – turist mimo in začudeno gleda. 
Zato kar vpraša Mujota, če bi mu prodal tega medveda, da bi ga on peljal pokazat v Ameriko. 

Pa rece Mujo: “Pa uzmi mene. Ja sam ga več dva put pobjedio!”

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Haso Mujo i kuča

Posted on January 22, 2010 | Comments Off on Haso Mujo i kuča

Haso kaže Muji: “Daj Mujo pomoži mi napravit kuču.”

Kaže Mujo: ‘Ne mogu bolan, imam rijetku spolnu bolest.’

Haso neverovatno pogleda : “A koju ?”

Mujo : “Boli me k**** za tvoju kuču!”

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Fata Eva

Posted on September 14, 2009 | Comments Off on Fata Eva

Mujo: Fato, jel te mogu zvat Eva?

Fata: Pa možeš Mujice, a zašto?

Mujo: Jer si mi prva….

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Hard rock

Posted on August 17, 2009 | Comments Off on Hard rock

Voze se Mujo I Haso u autobusu, vrućina, kad će šofer.

– Da vam pustim air condition?

– Nemoj. Pusti neke narodnjake, nismo mi za taj hard rock.

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Mujo Fata i Lutrija

Posted on February 21, 2009 | Comments Off on Mujo Fata i Lutrija

Mujo: “Draga, što bi učinila ti da dobijem na Lutriji?”

Fata: “Uzela bih ti pola i odmah se odselila!”

Mujo: “Pogodio sam 3 broja.

Evo ti 50 kuna i goni se u tri p…. m……..!”

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Mujo i mujo

Posted on January 3, 2009 | Comments Off on Mujo i mujo

Huso dobi dvojčka. Vprašajo ga, kako jima bo dal ime.

Huso: Tale bo Mujo, tale pa Mujo.

Pa se ljudje začudijo in vprašajo:

Kako pa jih boš razlikoval?

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