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Kafica

Posted on October 9, 2012 | Comments Off on Kafica

Mujo na carini:

Carinik: alkohol?
Mujo: ne pijem.
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Huda lepotička

Posted on September 18, 2012 | Comments Off on Huda lepotička

Fletna lepotička čaka v avtu pred redečim semaforjem. Mimo se pripelje in ustavi Mujo. Nekaj časa se gledata, nakar Mujo začne spuščati šipo. Ona vsa v pričakovanjih kaj bo rekel stori enako.

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Harry Potter vs. Mujo

Posted on September 6, 2012 | Comments Off on Harry Potter vs. Mujo

Harry Potter kao predsjednik komisije postavlja zadnje i najteže pitanje

Mujo , kako ćeš pretvoriti kokoš u zmiju.

Mujo : ništa lakše , tako da je oženim.

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Celo morje piva

Posted on August 18, 2012 | Comments Off on Celo morje piva

Vozita se Mujo in Haso s čolnom po morju, ko naletita na Aladinovo svetilko.

Mujo jo vzame iz vode in potrese.

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Mujo osvaja

Posted on May 10, 2012 | Comments Off on Mujo osvaja

“Ko bo zvečer sonce zašlo,

ko ti bo hladno,

ko nikogar ne bo,

da bi te ogrel,

takrat se spomni name,

ker lahko zrihtam odeje,

iz Bosne, pol ceneje!”

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Pošten Mujo

Posted on May 10, 2012 | Comments Off on Pošten Mujo

Mujo: “Dragi moj Haso, veš, da so včasih ženske za mano letale kot nore…”

Haso: “Zakaj pa zdaj več ne, Mujo?”

Mujo: “Eh, ne kradem več torbic.”

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Mujo glista party

Posted on May 9, 2012 | Comments Off on Mujo glista party

Haso obišče Mujota v bolnici.

Mujo je ves polomljen in na pol v komi leži na postelji.

Haso: “Kaj si pa ti delal?”

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Mali Haso

Posted on May 9, 2012 | Comments Off on Mali Haso

Mali Haso začne v Ljubljani hoditi v prvi razred.

Domov nosi same petice in konča razred z odliko.

Tako tudi vsa naslednja leta.

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Mujo vs. Janez

Posted on March 1, 2012 | Comments Off on Mujo vs. Janez

 

Fantje so šli v lovski tabor.
Rezervirali so dvoposteljne sobe, vendar nobeden ni hotel deliti sobe z Janezom, ker je grozno smrčal.

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Moja žena

Posted on November 1, 2011 | Comments Off on Moja žena

V gostilni teče pogovor o vseh mogočih stvareh.

Nenadoma se oglasi Mujo:

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