Letaliski dzozi pjuknik

Pilot: We should already land in Slovenia.

Kopilot: I can not find airport on map.

Pilot: Find Aerodrom Brnik.

Kopilot: None.

Pilot: Airport Brnik?

Kopilot: No.

Pilot: Try Aerodrom Ljubljana.

Kopilot: Hmm, not.

Pilot: What about Airport Ljubljana.

Kopilot: Not found…

Pilot: Ok, what is the nearest airport on map?

Kopilot: Oh. Umm, it says: letaliski dzozi pjuknik!??

Pilot: [censored], turn around!! We are lost somewhere in Africa!