{"id":963,"date":"2008-06-27T11:29:59","date_gmt":"2008-06-27T10:29:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=963"},"modified":"2008-06-27T11:29:59","modified_gmt":"2008-06-27T10:29:59","slug":"vedno-glej-na-posel-celovito","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/vedno-glej-na-posel-celovito","title":{"rendered":"Vedno glej na posel celovito"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Janez si je neizmerno \u017eelel seksa s kolegico Marjanco iz pisarne,<br \/>\ntoda ta je \u017ee pripadala nekomu drugemu.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Nekega dne Janez ni ve\u010d zdr\u017eal. Od\u0161el je do Marjance in ji rekel: Dam<br \/>\nti 100 eurov \u010de mi da\u0161.<\/p>\n<p>Marjanca je rekla NE.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Janez je rekel: Bom hiter. Vrgel bom denar na tla in preden ga<br \/>\npobere\u0161, bom kon\u010dal.<\/p>\n<p>Marjanca je poklicala fanta in ga vpra\u0161ala za nasvet.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Fant je rekel: Zahtevaj 200 EUR in poberi denar zelo hitro. Janez ne<br \/>\nbo uspel spustiti hla\u010d niti do kolen.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Marjanca je predlagala in Janez je sprejel ponudbo.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Pol ure mine in Marjanca se \u0161e vedno ne javlja.<\/p>\n<p>Kon\u010dno po 45 minutah zazvoni mobitel in fant vpra\u0161a kaj se je zgodilo?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Marjanca odgovori: Baraba je vrgel na tla kovance!<\/p>\n<p>Nauk basni: VEDNO GLEJ NA POSEL CELOVITO, PREDEN NANJ PRISTANE\u0160 IN TE<br \/>\nNATEGNEJO!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Janez si je neizmerno \u017eelel seksa s kolegico Marjanco iz pisarne, toda ta je \u017ee pripadala nekomu drugemu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[1023,59],"class_list":["post-963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sluzbeni","tag-sala-sluzba","tag-sluzbeni-vici"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=963"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/963\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}