{"id":940,"date":"2008-06-24T12:29:41","date_gmt":"2008-06-24T11:29:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=940"},"modified":"2008-06-24T12:29:41","modified_gmt":"2008-06-24T11:29:41","slug":"osvajanje-policistov","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/osvajanje-policistov","title":{"rendered":"Osvajanje policistov"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V policijski \u0161oli so zaposlili in\u0161truktorja za privajanje na zasebno \u017eivljenje, sicer profesorja psihologije, ki mora kadete nau\u010diti kako se obna\u0161ati v dru\u017ebi in kako osvojiti dekle.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Znano je namre\u010d, da so bili v\u010dasih bodo\u010di policisti zaprti v internatu in niso imeli pogosto mo\u017enosti, da se dru\u017eijo z dekleti. In\u0161truktor jim pojasnjuje:<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Dekle povabite na kavo, nato jo odpeljete v kino ali gledali\u0161\u010de, od tam na pija\u010do in nato jo lahko povabite domov. Tam jo sle\u010dete, polo\u017eite jo v posteljo in jo ljubkujete. Dekletom je v\u0161e\u010d, \u010de jo poli\u017eete tudi tam kjer lula.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Ali samo \u0161koljko ali tudi plo\u0161\u010dice?&#8217; je vpra\u0161al nekdo iz razreda.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V policijski \u0161oli so zaposlili in\u0161truktorja za privajanje na zasebno \u017eivljenje, sicer profesorja psihologije, ki mora kadete nau\u010diti kako se obna\u0161ati v dru\u017ebi in kako osvojiti dekle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[241],"class_list":["post-940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-policijski","tag-policijski-vici"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=940"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}