{"id":938,"date":"2008-06-24T12:27:59","date_gmt":"2008-06-24T11:27:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=938"},"modified":"2008-06-24T12:27:59","modified_gmt":"2008-06-24T11:27:59","slug":"policijska-konjeniska-enota","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/policijska-konjeniska-enota","title":{"rendered":"Policijska konjeni\u0161ka enota"},"content":{"rendered":"

V policijski konjeni\u0161ki enoti so dobili dva nova konja, v slu\u017ebo pa so sprejeli tudi dva nova policista konjenika.<\/p>\n

Za vsakega je bil en konj.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

‘Ozna\u010diva si konje, da jih ne bova zamenjala!’ predlaga prvi.<\/p>\n

‘Se strinjam’ re\u010de drugi. ‘Jaz bi mu kar odrezal rep.’<\/p>\n

In res. Oba odre\u017eeta repe. In kako jih bosta sedaj lo\u010dila med seboj.<\/p>\n

‘Odre\u017eiva jima grivo!’ predlaga prvi. In res. Oba odre\u017eeta \u017eimo. In kako jih bosta sedaj lo\u010dila?’<\/p>\n

‘Ve\u0161 kaj, re\u010de drugi, ‘brez zveze da komplicirava. ‘Tvoj je bel, moj pa rjav konj.’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

V policijski konjeni\u0161ki enoti so dobili dva nova konja, v slu\u017ebo pa so sprejeli tudi dva nova policista konjenika. Za vsakega je bil en konj.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[241],"class_list":["post-938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-policijski","tag-policijski-vici"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=938"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/938\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}