{"id":917,"date":"2008-06-21T07:44:06","date_gmt":"2008-06-21T06:44:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=917"},"modified":"2008-06-21T07:44:06","modified_gmt":"2008-06-21T06:44:06","slug":"resnicen-slovenceljski-vic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/resnicen-slovenceljski-vic","title":{"rendered":"Resni\u010den Slovenceljski vic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Petnajstletnica pride k mami in ji poto\u017ei, da \u017ee 2 mesca nima ciklusa.<\/p>\n<p>Zaskrbljena mamica kupi tester in seveda, pun\u010dka je nose\u010da.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Sledi kri\u010danje, solze&#8230; &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Takoj povej kateri prasec je bil in \u010de ne bos meni, bo\u0161 povedala o\u010detu&#8230;.!!!!<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; Punca prime GSM in pokli\u010de.<\/p>\n<p>Po pol ure se pripelje pred hi\u0161o Ferrari.<\/p>\n<p>Iz njega izstopi mo\u0161ki, okol 40 let, lepo oble\u010den&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>pride v hi\u0161o in se vsede med mamo, o\u010deta in h\u010derkico.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dober dan&#8221;, pravi &#8220;va\u0161a h\u010di me je obvestila.<\/p>\n<p>Torej jaz je ne morem poro\u010diti, ker \u017ee imam dru\u017eino, ampak,<br \/>\n\u010de se rodi deklica, ji prepustim 3 trgovine, 2 stanovanji, eno vilo in 500.000 evrov na ra\u010dunu.<\/p>\n<p>\u010ce je fant dobi 2 tovarni in 500.000 na ra\u010dun.<\/p>\n<p>\u010ce pa slu\u010dajno zgubi otroka&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Takrat se glava dru\u017eine zdrzne, vstane, polo\u017ei mo\u0161kemu roko na ramo in pravi:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Jo nategne\u0161 \u0161e enkrat!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Petnajstletnica pride k mami in ji poto\u017ei, da \u017ee 2 mesca nima ciklusa. Zaskrbljena mamica kupi tester in seveda, pun\u010dka je nose\u010da.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[459],"tags":[821,766],"class_list":["post-917","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-slovenci","tag-sale-o-slovencih","tag-slovenske-sale"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/917","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=917"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/917\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}