{"id":869,"date":"2008-06-18T22:05:09","date_gmt":"2008-06-18T21:05:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=869"},"modified":"2008-06-18T22:05:09","modified_gmt":"2008-06-18T21:05:09","slug":"javna-kuca-u-njemackoj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/javna-kuca-u-njemackoj","title":{"rendered":"Javna kuca u njemackoj"},"content":{"rendered":"

Zazvoni zvono na vratima javne kuce u Njemackoj.<\/p>\n

Otvori ih vratar i ugleda Muju i Sulju.<\/p>\n

– Sta hocete vas dvojica?<\/p>\n

– Mi bismo nesto je*ali………<\/p>\n

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– Koliko imate novaca?<\/p>\n

Prekopavaju njih dvojica dzepove i nadju 10 eura<\/p>\n

– Za tu lovu mozete jebati jedan drugoga ! – rece im vratar i zalupi vrata<\/p>\n

Za par minuta zvone opet njih dvojica i opet im vratar otvori……<\/p>\n

– Sta je s vama dvojicom?<\/p>\n

– Dosli smo platiti….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Zazvoni zvono na vratima javne kuce u Njemackoj. Otvori ih vratar i ugleda Muju i Sulju. – Sta hocete vas dvojica? – Mi bismo nesto je*ali………<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[970,330],"class_list":["post-869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mujo-in-haso","tag-javna-kuca","tag-mujo-i-haso"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=869"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}