Pride Janezek v lekarno in re\u010de lekarnarju da rabi kondm,<\/p>\n
saj ga je punca, s katero hodi \u017ee pol leta, danes povabila
\nna dru\u017einsko ve\u010derjo in kot posladek pri\u010dakuje nakaj akcije.<\/p>\n
Lekarnar mu da kondom in Janezek odide iz lekarne.<\/p>\n
\u010cez pet minut se vrne po nov kondom in razlo\u017ei,
\n
\nda je tudi sestra njegove punce dokaj mi\u010dna gospodi\u010dna,<\/p>\n
ki mu \u017ee kar nekaj \u010dasa namiguje in vzbuja pregre\u0161ne misli.<\/p>\n
Lekarnar mu da novi kondom in Janezek odide.<\/p>\n
Ne traja dolgo, pa je Janezek spet v lekarni,<\/p>\n
\u010de\u0161 da rabi \u0161e tretji kondom.<\/p>\n
Lekarnarju razlo\u017ei, da je mama njegove punce kljub starosti<\/p>\n
\u0161e dobra mrha in da na tihem upa, da se mu bo tudi pri njej<\/p>\n
nocoj nasmehnila sre\u010da.<\/p>\n
Tako odide iz lekarne zalo\u017een s tremi kondomi.<\/p>\n
Zve\u010der se vsa familija vsede za mizo in Janezek<\/p>\n
za\u010dne z molitvijo. Moli 5 minut, 10 minut, 15 minut…<\/p>\n
Pa kar ne neha…<\/p>\n
Njegova punca se nagne k njemu in ga vsa za\u010dudena vpra\u0161a:<\/p>\n
“Nisem vedela, da si tako veren?”<\/p>\n
Janezek pa ji odgovori: “Tudi jaz nisem vedel, da je tvoj o\u010de lekarnar.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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