V \u0161oli pri pouku matematike u\u010diteljica vpra\u0161a Janezka:
\nJanezek, na veji sedijo tri vrane, lovec eno ustreli, koliko jih \u0161e sedi na veji?<\/p>\n
Nobena, u\u010diteljica. Ustreljena pade, ostali dve pa odletita.<\/p>\n
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Janezek, narobe. Dve \u0161e sedita na veji. Ampak mi je pa v\u0161e\u010d tvoj na\u010din razmi\u0161ljanja.<\/p>\n
Janezek je nekaj \u010dasa tiho, nato pa dvigne roko:<\/p>\n
U\u010diteljica, sedaj bi pa jaz vas nekaj vpra\u0161al!<\/p>\n
U\u010diteljica malo premi\u0161ljuje, kaj neki bo Janezek spet u\u0161pi\u010dil, pa ji radovednost ne da miru in se odlo\u010di:
\nNo, Janezek, pa vpra\u0161aj!<\/p>\n
Takole, po cesti hodijo tri \u017eenske in v roki dr\u017eijo sladoled. Prva ga grizlja, druga ga sesa, tretja ga pa li\u017ee. Kaj mislite, katera od teh treh je poro\u010dena?<\/p>\n
U\u010diteljica zardi in je malo v zadregi, nato pa le odgovori:<\/p>\n
Janezek, mislim da tista ki ga sesa!<\/p>\n
U\u010diteljica, narobe, tista, ki ima na roki poro\u010dni prstan. Ampak mi je pa v\u0161e\u010d va\u0161 na\u010din razmi\u0161ljanja!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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