1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?<\/p>\n
(because they are plugged into a genius)<\/p>\n
2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?<\/p>\n
(they don’t have enough time)
\n<\/p>\n
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?<\/p>\n
(they don’t stop to ask directions)<\/p>\n
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?<\/p>\n
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they
\nvapor
\nlock)<\/p>\n
(You’re laughing aren’t you?!?!)<\/p>\n
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?<\/p>\n
(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktails parties)<\/p>\n
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?<\/p>\n
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)<\/p>\n
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?<\/p>\n
(don’t know…..it never happened)<\/p>\n
( C’mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)<\/p>\n
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?<\/p>\n
(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)<\/p>\n
Remember, if you haven’t got a smile on your face and
\nlaughter in your heart…Then you are just an old sour fart !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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