{"id":7017,"date":"2012-07-15T09:58:44","date_gmt":"2012-07-15T08:58:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=7017"},"modified":"2012-07-15T09:58:44","modified_gmt":"2012-07-15T08:58:44","slug":"mujo-haso-vicevi-haso-mujo-vici-mujo-vicevi-haso-vici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/mujo-haso-vicevi-haso-mujo-vici-mujo-vicevi-haso-vici","title":{"rendered":"Mujo, Haso in basa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mujo In Haso postaneta la\u010dna. Problem je nastal, ker sta skupaj imela le 2\u20ac. Pa se Haso domisli:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; pojdiva k mesarju in kupiva polovico klobase. <\/p>\n<p>Nato bova \u0161la v eno restavracijo, se najedla in, ko bo potrebno pla\u010dati, bom jaz dal klobaso v hla\u010de, ti pa poklekni in li\u017ei klobaso. <\/p>\n<p>Ljudje se bodo zgra\u017eali in naju vrgli ven.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Re\u010deno storjeno. Kupila sta polovico klobase, \u0161la v restavracijo in , ko je bilo potrebno pla\u010dati, je Mujo pokleknil in lizal klobaso, ki je molela iz Hasovih hla\u010d.<\/p>\n<p>Gostilni\u010dar je znorel in ju napodil ven, Muja pa je \u0161e brcnil v rit.<\/p>\n<p>Postopek sta ponovila \u0161e nasljednje dni, nato pa Mujo re\u010de:<\/p>\n<p>ve\u0161 kaj Haso. <\/p>\n<p>Dajva malo zamenjati vloge, da bom jaz imel klobaso, pa jo bo\u0161 ti lizal, ker mene boli \u017ee rit, ker me vedno brcnejo vanjo, ko be\u017eiva iz gostiln.<\/p>\n<p>Haso: kak\u0161no klobaso? <\/p>\n<p>Izgubil sem jo \u017ee v prvi gostilni\u00a0  la\u010dn la\u010dn<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mujo In Haso postaneta la\u010dna. Problem je nastal, ker sta skupaj imela le 2\u20ac. Pa se Haso domisli: &#8211; pojdiva k mesarju in kupiva polovico klobase. Nato bova \u0161la v eno restavracijo, se najedla in, ko bo potrebno pla\u010dati, bom jaz dal klobaso v hla\u010de, ti pa poklekni in li\u017ei klobaso. Ljudje se bodo zgra\u017eali [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[4225,523,3715,760,4226,1912],"class_list":["post-7017","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mujo-in-haso","tag-haso-in-basa","tag-mujo","tag-sale-haso","tag-sale-mujo","tag-vicevi-haso","tag-vicevi-mujo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7017","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7017"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7017\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7018,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7017\/revisions\/7018"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}