Pride jeclav\u010dek v trgovino z malimi \u017eivalmi in si ogleduje ptice.<\/p>\n
Zagleda sivega goloba z belo oznako okoli vratu in vpra\u0161a prodajalko:<\/p>\n
“Kkkkoolko ppppride ttttta lllllepi pppptti\u010d zz bbbello ooovratttnico?”<\/p>\n
“Gospod, ta je golob grlica, pride pa 10 tiso\u010d tolarjev.” re\u010de<\/p>\n
prodajalka.
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\nJeclav\u010dek kima z glavo in si ogleduje dalje. Pa zagleda malo ve\u010djo ptico:<\/p>\n
“Ggggospppa, kkkkaj pppa ttttale pppti\u010d, kkkoolikko sttttane?”<\/p>\n
“Ja, tole pa je orel, je ptica roparica in pride 30 tiso\u010d tolarjev.”<\/p>\n
Pa jeclav\u010dek zagleda veliko modro papigo:<\/p>\n
“Joj, kkkkakk\u0161en llllep ppppti\u010d, kkkkolikkko ppppa ttttta sssstttane?”<\/p>\n
“Tole pa je eksoti\u010dna ptica papiga in pride 100 tiso\u010d tolarjev!”<\/p>\n
“Ttttakkko dddragggo!!!” se za\u010dudi jeclav\u010dek.<\/p>\n
Papiga pa ga pogleda in pravi:<\/p>\n
“Kaj drago, bolj\u0161e govorim kot ti, P**** TI M*****!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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