{"id":60,"date":"2008-04-09T14:52:58","date_gmt":"2008-04-09T13:52:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=60"},"modified":"2008-04-09T14:52:58","modified_gmt":"2008-04-09T13:52:58","slug":"anesteziolog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/anesteziolog","title":{"rendered":"Anesteziolog"},"content":{"rendered":"

Na nekem medicinskem kongresu zagleda mlad zdravnik simpati\u010dno kolegico in se jo odlo\u010di povabiti na ve\u010derjo.<\/p>\n

Ta pristane in odideta v neko restavracijo.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Ko je natakar prinesel ve\u010derjo, se ona opravi\u010di in si gre v toaleto oprat roke.<\/p>\n

Po ve\u010derji jo je povabil, da pre\u017eivita no\u010d v njegovi hotelski sobi.<\/p>\n

Ona zopet pristane in ga malo kasneje, sredi predigre, zopet zaprosi, da ji oprosti, ker si mora oprat roke.<\/p>\n

Pri seksu, ponovno ista stvar, \u0161e nista niti prav kon\u010dala, je ona \u017ee bila v kopalnici in si prala roke.<\/p>\n

“Ti si sigurno specializirala kirurgijo,”\u00a0 ugotavlja zdravnik.<\/p>\n

“Zelo ostroumna predpostavka, kako si uganil?” ga ona vpra\u0161a.<\/p>\n

“Zelo enostavno, stalno si pere\u0161 roke.”<\/p>\n

“Ti pa si,” re\u010de ona, “sigurno anesteziolog?” “Odkod pa to ve\u0161?” se za\u010dudi on.<\/p>\n

“Ni\u010d nisem \u010dutila!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Na nekem medicinskem kongresu zagleda mlad zdravnik simpati\u010dno kolegico in se jo odlo\u010di povabiti na ve\u010derjo. Ta pristane in odideta v neko restavracijo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[201,97,12487,202,203,204],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zdravstveni","tag-anesteziolog","tag-vic","tag-vici","tag-zdravniski-vici","tag-zdravstveni-vici","tag-zdravstvo-vici"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}