Ivek kod doktora da se po\u017eali na \u017eenu, pa ka\u017ee:<\/p>\n
Gospon doktor, ja stvarno ne znam \u0161to da radim!<\/p>\n
Ja i \u017eena ve\u0107 du\u017ee vrijeme ne radimo one stvari!
\n
\n– Pa dovedite je da ja popri\u010dam s njom<\/p>\n
I tako sutradan, Ivek dovede \u017eenu kod doktora. Doktor je primi i po\u010dne
\nrazgovor.<\/p>\n
– Dobar dan, gospo\u0111o!<\/p>\n
– Dobar dan, doktore!<\/p>\n
– Va\u0161 mu\u017e mi je rekao da ve\u0107 du\u017ee vrijeme niste imali seksualne odnose!
\nZa\u0161to?<\/p>\n
– Joj znate, doktore, ja ujutro krenem na posao i vozi me susjed \u0160tef.<\/p>\n
Onda me on pita \u010cuj, bu\u0161 mi platila za benzin ili \u0161to? i ja onda moram
\nono ili \u0161to! Zakasnim na posao i meni gazda ka\u017ee Ho\u0107e\u0161 da ti dam otkaz
\nili \u0161to?<\/p>\n
i ja moram ono ili \u0161to! Vra\u0107am se sa posla i opet me vozi
\nsusjed koji opet pita Bude\u0161 mi platila za benzin ili \u0161to? i ja onda opet
\nmoram ono ili \u0161to.<\/p>\n
I kad do\u0111em ku\u0107i, ja stvarno ne mogu vi\u0161e!<\/p>\n
Na to \u0107e doktor:<\/p>\n
– Pa, ho\u0107ete li da to ka\u017eemo va\u0161em mu\u017eu ILI \u0160TO?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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