{"id":556,"date":"2008-05-02T08:38:22","date_gmt":"2008-05-02T07:38:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=556"},"modified":"2008-05-02T08:38:22","modified_gmt":"2008-05-02T07:38:22","slug":"umrl-je-bill-gates-vici-racunalniski","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/umrl-je-bill-gates-vici-racunalniski","title":{"rendered":"Umrl je Bill Gates"},"content":{"rendered":"

Umre Bill Gates. Pride pred Sv.Petra in ta mu re\u010de:<\/p>\n

Sv: “Bili, ti pa nisi imel Bogu najbolj zglednega \u017eivljenja.
\nIma\u0161 mo\u017enost, da si izbere\u0161: ali gre\u0161 v pekel ali v nebesa.”
\n
\nBill: “Ali si lahko \u0161e prej malce pogledam ?”<\/p>\n

Sv: “Seveda, nato pa se tukaj zglasi.”<\/p>\n

In gre Bill najprej v pekel… Tam so ful dobre mrhe, da dol
\npade\u0161… pija\u010da… hrana… \u017eur skratka… Po dolo\u010denem \u010dasu pa re\u010de,
\nda gre \u0161e pogledat v nebesa. Pride v nebesa… Tam ljudje samo sedijo,
\nni\u010d ne po\u010dnejo… skratka dolg\u010das… Pa pride mimo Sv.Peter in
\nre\u010de: “Bili… si se \u017ee odlo\u010dil ?”<\/p>\n

Bill: “Ja… grem jaz kar v pekel… ve\u010dji \u017eur kot kle gor !”<\/p>\n

In gre nazaj v pekel… Komaj stopi \u010dez vrata, ga \u017ee vklenejo in
\nga vr\u017eejo na vro\u010de olje…. sama vro\u010dina… skratka tipi\u010dno pekelsko…
\nPa kli\u010de Bill Sv.Petra: “Ja kaj zdaj to pomeni !? Prej bejbe, hrana,
\npija\u010da, \u017eur… zdaj pa te tegobe in mu\u010denja… kaj se sploh dogaja ?!”<\/p>\n

Sv.Peter pa re\u010de: “Tisto prej je bil DEMO !”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Umre Bill Gates. Pride pred Sv.Petra in ta mu re\u010de: Sv: “Bili, ti pa nisi imel Bogu najbolj zglednega \u017eivljenja. Ima\u0161 mo\u017enost, da si izbere\u0161: ali gre\u0161 v pekel ali v nebesa.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[509,508],"class_list":["post-556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-racunalniski","tag-bill-gates","tag-racunalniski-vici"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}