Pride 90 letnik k zdravniku na pregled.<\/p>\n
Doktor ga vpra\u0161a: “Kako se po\u010dutite?”<\/p>\n
“Nikoli nisem bil bolj\u0161e volje!”, odgovori ata, “moja ljubica ima 18 let.<\/p>\n
Zdaj je nose\u010da in bova dobila otroka.”<\/p>\n
Doktor malo pomisli in re\u010de: “Dovolite, da vam povem eno zgodbico:
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\nLovec, ki nikoli ni izpustil lovske sezone, je nekega dne tako neu\u010dakano odsel od doma,<\/p>\n
da se je zmotil in namesto pu\u0161ke vzel de\u017enik.<\/p>\n
Ko je prisel v gozd, se pojavi pred njim en velik medved.<\/p>\n
Lovec dvigne de\u017enik, nameri v medveda in ustreli … Gotovo ne uganete, kaj se je zgodilo?<\/p>\n
Medved je mrtev padel pred njega!”<\/p>\n
“Nemogo\u010de! Nekdo drug je moral streljati!”<\/p>\n
“Ravno to sem vam hotel povedati!!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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