{"id":530,"date":"2008-04-30T14:22:01","date_gmt":"2008-04-30T13:22:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=530"},"modified":"2008-04-30T14:22:01","modified_gmt":"2008-04-30T13:22:01","slug":"brucka-medicine-in-sperma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/brucka-medicine-in-sperma","title":{"rendered":"Brucka medicine in sperma"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Na medicinski fakulteti, profesor razlaga o visoki vsebnosti glukoze v spermi.<\/p>\n<p>Pa je bila ena brucka radovedna: &#8220;Ko govorite o glukozi, to pomeni, da ima sperma visoko vsebnost sladkorja?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pa profesor: &#8220;Tako je&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Brucka pa \u0161e vedno ni bila zadovoljna.&#8221;Zakaj pa potem ni slaj\u0161ega okusa???&#8221;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nNajprej cela predavalnica utihne&#8230;&#8230;. \u010dez kako sekundo pa vsi v smeh.<\/p>\n<p>Ko je uboga brucka ugotovila, kaj ji je nehote u\u0161lo, oziroma na kaj je namignila, je samo spakirala knjige,<\/p>\n<p>pa \u0161ibala ven, temno rde\u010da.<\/p>\n<p>\u0160e preden je pri\u0161la do vrat, ji je profesor \u010disto lakonsko odgovoril:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Brbon\u010dice za oku\u0161anje sladkih stvari so na konici jezika in ne na robu grla!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Na medicinski fakulteti, profesor razlaga o visoki vsebnosti glukoze v spermi. Pa je bila ena brucka radovedna: &#8220;Ko govorite o glukozi, to pomeni, da ima sperma visoko vsebnost sladkorja?&#8221; Pa profesor: &#8220;Tako je&#8221; Brucka pa \u0161e vedno ni bila zadovoljna.&#8221;Zakaj pa potem ni slaj\u0161ega okusa???&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[761,722,721],"class_list":["post-530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zdravstveni","tag-medicinski-vici","tag-sale-zdravstvo","tag-zdravstvene-sale"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=530"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}