{"id":5212,"date":"2012-04-15T09:18:01","date_gmt":"2012-04-15T08:18:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=5212"},"modified":"2012-04-15T09:18:01","modified_gmt":"2012-04-15T08:18:01","slug":"slovenec-srb-in-hrvat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/slovenec-srb-in-hrvat","title":{"rendered":"Slovenec, srb in hrvat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Slovenec, Srb in Hrvat gredo skupaj v gore. Med potjo naletijo na temno votlino. Slovenec se odlo\u010di, da jo bo raziskal.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Vstopi vanjo, pri\u017ege v\u017eigalico in zagleda ogromnega medveda, ki dr\u017ei v roki tubo z vazelinom in si ma\u017ee svoj ogromen penis. Slovenec posku\u0161a zbe\u017eati, toda medved ga dobi in opravi svoje. Slovenec se vrne na prosto ves osramo\u010den.<\/p>\n<p>Druga dva ga vpra\u0161ata, kaj se je zgodilo. Slovenec re\u010de: Notri je medved, zlomil sem mu nogo. Srb, pojdi noter in ga dokon\u010daj. Srb se opogumi in se poda v votlino. Pri\u017ege v\u017eigalico in tudi on zagleda ogromnega medveda, ki dr\u017ei v roki tubo z vazelinom in si ma\u017ee svoj ogromen penis. Srb posku\u0161a zbe\u017eati, toda medved ga dobi in opravi svoje. <\/p>\n<p>Ko pride na prosto, re\u010de Hrvatu: Hrvat, zlomil sem mu tudi drugo nogo. Pojdi in mu skraj\u0161aj muke. Hrvat odide v votlino in naenkrat se iz nje zasli\u0161ijo trgajo\u010di kriki bole\u010dine. Slovenec in Srb se spogledata. Slovenec osramo\u010den prizna: Ve\u0161, pravzaprav mu nisem zlomil noge. Srb skloni glavo in doda: Tudi jaz ne druge, sem mu pa ukradel tubo z vazelinom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Slovenec, Srb in Hrvat gredo skupaj v gore. Med potjo naletijo na temno votlino. Slovenec se odlo\u010di, da jo bo raziskal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[453],"tags":[561,1916,3455,779],"class_list":["post-5212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-balkanski","tag-balkanske-sale","tag-slovenec","tag-srb-in-hrvat","tag-vici-slovenski"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5212"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5213,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5212\/revisions\/5213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}