Mlad par\u010dek se je ljubil v naravi, ko je pred njima nenadoma pristal
\nneznani lete\u010di predmet in izstopili sta dve zeleni postavi: mo\u0161ki in
\n\u017eenska.<\/p>\n
Vesolj\u010dka sta opazovala par\u010dek, nato pa sta predlagala:
\n
\n“Kaj, ko bi si zamenjali partnerje?”<\/p>\n
“Zakaj pa ne!” sta rekla in fant je od\u0161el z zeleno vesoljko za
\ngrmovje, dekle pa je od\u0161lo na drugo stran z zelenim vesolj\u010dkom.
\nVesoljski zelenec se je slekel in dekle je presene\u010deno pogledalo:<\/p>\n
“Kaj je pa to?”<\/p>\n
“Po\u010dakaj!” ji je rekel, se trikrat udaril po levem u\u0161esu in njegov
\npenis je bil vse ve\u010dji in ve\u010dji. “No, ja,” je dejalo dekle, “lahko bi
\nbil malo debelej\u0161i!”<\/p>\n
“Trenutek!” je rekel vesoljec in \u017ee se je trikrat udaril po desnem
\nu\u0161esu in penis je bil vse debelej\u0161i in debelej\u0161i.<\/p>\n
Ko sta vesoljca od\u0161la se je mladi par spet sre\u010dal in fant je vpra\u0161al:<\/p>\n
“Kako je bilo?”<\/p>\n
“\u010cudovito!” je dejalo dekle. “Pa pri tebi?”<\/p>\n
“Dolgo\u010dasno! Ves \u010das se je igrala z mojimi u\u0161esi.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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