{"id":502,"date":"2008-04-28T10:13:21","date_gmt":"2008-04-28T09:13:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=502"},"modified":"2008-04-28T10:13:21","modified_gmt":"2008-04-28T09:13:21","slug":"blondinec-in-blondinka-ter-varanje","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/blondinec-in-blondinka-ter-varanje","title":{"rendered":"Blondinec in blondinka ter varanje"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Blondinec se prezgodaj vrne iz slu\u017ebe domov in iz spalnice zasli\u0161i \u010dudne<br \/>\nzvoke.<\/p>\n<p>Ste\u010de po stopnicah in na postelji zagleda golo, prepoteno in sopihajo\u010do<br \/>\n\u017eeno.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Kaj se dogaja?&#8221; vpra\u0161a.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n&#8220;Sr\u010dni napad imam!&#8221; zasopiha \u017eena.<\/p>\n<p>Blondinec se zapodi do telefona in ko ravno vtipka 112, prite\u010de k njemu<br \/>\nnjegov 4-letni sin:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ati, ati! Stric Stane se skriva popolnoma gol v tvoji omari!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Blondinec jezno odlo\u017ei slu\u0161alko, odkoraka v spalnico in odpre omaro.<\/p>\n<p>Zagleda popolnoma golega brata, ki sedi v omari in z rokami zakriva<br \/>\nmedno\u017eje.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ti, prasec, ti,&#8221; re\u010de blondinec, &#8220;moja \u017eena ima sr\u010dni napad, ti pa ska\u010de\u0161<br \/>\npopolnoma gol po bajti in stra\u0161i\u0161 otroka!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blondinec se prezgodaj vrne iz slu\u017ebe domov in iz spalnice zasli\u0161i \u010dudne zvoke. Ste\u010de po stopnicah in na postelji zagleda golo, prepoteno in sopihajo\u010do \u017eeno. &#8220;Kaj se dogaja?&#8221; vpra\u0161a.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[741,682],"class_list":["post-502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blondinke","tag-blondinec","tag-blondinke-sale"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=502"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}