{"id":500,"date":"2008-04-28T10:11:23","date_gmt":"2008-04-28T09:11:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=500"},"modified":"2008-04-28T10:11:23","modified_gmt":"2008-04-28T09:11:23","slug":"blondinka-in-koruzni-kosmici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/blondinka-in-koruzni-kosmici","title":{"rendered":"Blondinka in koruzni kosmi\u010di"},"content":{"rendered":"

Blondinka pokli\u010de svojega fanta v slu\u017ebo:<\/p>\n

“Dragi, tu imam en “puzzle”, ampak mi zlaganje ne gre in ne gre. Vsi deli zgledajo enaki.”<\/p>\n

Na to pravi njen fant:”Ima\u0161 predlogo?”
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\n“Ja, na \u0161katli je narisan en rde\u010di petelin. Ampak vseeno ne gre.”<\/p>\n

Njen fant: “Ne vznemirjaj se, bova zve\u010der skupaj poskusila.”<\/p>\n

Zve\u010der si on ogleda \u0161katlo. Sledi dolg pomenljiv molk. Potem pa re\u010de:<\/p>\n

“Tako, zdaj bova pa te koruzne kosmi\u010de lepo pospravila nazaj v \u0161katlo, potem pa nobene besede ve\u010d o tem.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Blondinka pokli\u010de svojega fanta v slu\u017ebo: “Dragi, tu imam en “puzzle”, ampak mi zlaganje ne gre in ne gre. Vsi deli zgledajo enaki.” Na to pravi njen fant:”Ima\u0161 predlogo?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[12491,740,298],"class_list":["post-500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blondinke","tag-blondinke","tag-sale-blondinke","tag-sale-o-blondinkah"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=500"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/500\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}