{"id":4809,"date":"2012-04-06T06:59:19","date_gmt":"2012-04-06T05:59:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=4809"},"modified":"2012-04-06T06:59:19","modified_gmt":"2012-04-06T05:59:19","slug":"vic-zelja-vici-zelje-vic-zelje","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/vic-zelja-vici-zelje-vic-zelje","title":{"rendered":"Vic \u017eelja"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V restavracijo pride desc s papigo na rami in z dvema sexy spremljevalkama. Prileti natakar in gostje naro\u010dijo sto porcij ri\u017eote.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Natakar misli, da se \u0161alijo in vpra\u0161a ponovno. Desc \u0161e enkrat potrdi naro\u010dilo. Natakar zahteva, da mu poka\u017ee denar. Slednji mu poka\u017ee 2000 eur.<\/p>\n<p>Ok tebi ni\u010d meni ni\u010d natakar kuharju preda naro\u010dilo.<\/p>\n<p>Voila.<\/p>\n<p>berzor<\/p>\n<p>Natakar za\u010dne voziti vso ri\u017eoto. Vpra\u0161a desca kam naj, da vso to ri\u017eoto. Pa pravi desc &#8216;tri dajte nam na mizo&#8217; ostale pustite na vozi\u010dkih. Ok.<\/p>\n<p>Pojedo desc in dve dami ri\u017eoto. Nato papiga zapusti desca in po\u017ere vseh 97 ri\u017eot. Vsi gostje ob\u010dudujejo papigo. Za\u010dno spra\u0161evati kako rata papigi pojesti toliko hrane in kje jo je dobil.<\/p>\n<p>Desc postane nejevoljen in slabe volje.<\/p>\n<p>Gostje vztrajajo in pove zgodbo:<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;Lovil sem ribe in ujel zlato ribico. Ribca me je prosila naj jo spustim in v povra\u010dilo mi bo izpolnila tri \u017eelje. Seveda sem jo izpustil. Na vrsto so pri\u0161le \u017eelje.<\/p>\n<p>Prva je bila, da bi imel vedno dovolj denarja!<\/p>\n<p>Druga je bila, da bi bil vedno med \u010dednimi \u017eenskami!<\/p>\n<p>In tretja oh tretja pa je bila, da bi imel vedno nenasitnega ti\u010da&#8230; a je o\u010ditno nastal nesporazum&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>dude<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V restavracijo pride desc s papigo na rami in z dvema sexy spremljevalkama. Prileti natakar in gostje naro\u010dijo sto porcij ri\u017eote.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[447],"tags":[313,1055,928,3261],"class_list":["post-4809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-moski-vici-2","tag-moski-vici","tag-sala-moska","tag-sale-moske","tag-vic-zelja"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4809"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4810,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4809\/revisions\/4810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}