{"id":471,"date":"2008-04-27T19:43:08","date_gmt":"2008-04-27T18:43:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=471"},"modified":"2008-04-27T19:43:08","modified_gmt":"2008-04-27T18:43:08","slug":"policaja-na-konju","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/policaja-na-konju","title":{"rendered":"Policaja na konju"},"content":{"rendered":"

Na policijski postaji v ve\u010djem mestu so policajem kupili konje.<\/p>\n

Dva policaja, ki sta dobila konja, se pogovarjata:<\/p>\n

– Poslusaj, kako pa bova lo\u010dila konja \u010de pa sta oba ista ?<\/p>\n

– Ti tvojemu odre\u017ei rep, pa ne bova zame\u0161ala.
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\nIn res tako naredita.<\/p>\n

Naslednji dan, ko imajo zbor, komandir zagleda konja brez repa.<\/p>\n

– Ja vidva cepca ! Zakaj sta pa konju odrezala rep ?!<\/p>\n

– Gospod, da bi ju lahko razlikovala.<\/p>\n

– Idiota ! Pa kaj ne vidita, da je \u010drni konj ve\u010dji od belega !?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Na policijski postaji v ve\u010djem mestu so policajem kupili konje. Dva policaja, ki sta dobila konja, se pogovarjata: – Poslusaj, kako pa bova lo\u010dila konja \u010de pa sta oba ista ? – Ti tvojemu odre\u017ei rep, pa ne bova zame\u0161ala.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[243,714,375],"class_list":["post-471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-policijski","tag-policajski-vici","tag-policisti","tag-policisti-vic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}