{"id":4625,"date":"2012-03-12T07:21:27","date_gmt":"2012-03-12T06:21:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=4625"},"modified":"2012-03-12T07:21:27","modified_gmt":"2012-03-12T06:21:27","slug":"sluh-pesa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/sluh-pesa","title":{"rendered":"Sluh pe\u0161a"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pride starej\u0161i gospod k zdravniku, in ko opravi s svojimi te\u017eavami, \u0161e poto\u017ei.<\/p>\n<p>\u0160e en problem imam, moja \u017eena namre\u010d slabo sli\u0161i in ne vem kako bi jo spravil k zdravniku.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>Zdravnik ga vpra\u0161a s kak\u0161ne razdalje pribli\u017eno ne sli\u0161i, in ker ni to\u010dno vedel, mu predlaga da jo testira.<\/p>\n<p>Naj za\u010dne pribli\u017eno z razdalje 8 metrov in jo nekaj vpra\u0161a z normalno vi\u0161ino glasu.<\/p>\n<p>Naj se ji potem pribli\u017euje vsaki\u010d za en meter z istim vpra\u0161anjem in ko mu odgovori, bo ugotovil, na kak\u0161ni razdalji ga je sli\u0161ala.<br \/>Ko pride domov, \u017eena nekaj dela na vrtu. <\/p>\n<p>Umakne se za cca 8 metrov in jo vpra\u0161a:<br \/>&#8211; Ljubica, kaj bo danes za kosilo?<br \/>\u017dena je tiho.<\/p>\n<p>dude <\/p>\n<p>Pribli\u017ea se ji za en meter in spet vpra\u0161a:<br \/>&#8211; Ljubica, kaj bo danes za kosilo?<br \/>\u017dena spet ni\u010d ne odgovori.<\/p>\n<p>Isto se ponavlja vse do razdalje enega metra, ko jo spet vpra\u0161a:<br \/>&#8211; Ljubica, kaj bo danes za kosilo?<\/p>\n<p>\u017dena odgovori:<br \/>&#8211; Ri\u010det, piz**, sem ti \u017ee sedemkrat povedala!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pride starej\u0161i gospod k zdravniku, in ko opravi s svojimi te\u017eavami, \u0161e poto\u017ei. \u0160e en problem imam, moja \u017eena namre\u010d slabo sli\u0161i in ne vem kako bi jo spravil k zdravniku.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[2206,3133,3134,203],"class_list":["post-4625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zdravstveni","tag-sale-zdravstvene","tag-sluh-pesa","tag-zdravje-sale","tag-zdravstveni-vici"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4625","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4625"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4625\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4626,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4625\/revisions\/4626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}