{"id":4355,"date":"2012-02-25T11:02:47","date_gmt":"2012-02-25T10:02:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=4355"},"modified":"2012-04-07T07:23:16","modified_gmt":"2012-04-07T06:23:16","slug":"hrvaske-sale-o-hrvatih-sale-hrvaska-sala-vici-hrvati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/hrvaske-sale-o-hrvatih-sale-hrvaska-sala-vici-hrvati","title":{"rendered":"Ena Hrva\u0161ka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V vlaku, v kupeju sedijo: prekrasna blondinka, nuna, Hrvat in Slovenec.<\/p>\n<p>Pa zapelje vlak v tunel, nastane popolna tema in zasli\u0161i se, kako pade<br \/>krepka zau\u0161nica.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>Ko vlak pripelje s tunela, se Hrvat dr\u017ei za ote\u010den obraz in zmedeno gleda okrog sebe.<\/p>\n<p>Si misli nuna: &#8220;Sigurno je ta prostak otipaval blondinko, pa mu je ta vrnila tako, kot se spodobi.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>rada imam <\/p>\n<p>Si misli blondinka: &#8220;Sigurno me je hotel otipavati, pa je slu\u010dajno zagrabil nuno in, logi\u010dno, dobil po zobih.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Misli Hrvat: &#8220;Sigurno je ta Slovenec otipaval eno od teh, pa sem jih namesto njega ni\u010d kriv dobil jaz.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pa sam pri sebi pomisli Slovenec: &#8220;Kdaj bo spet tunel, da mu prlimam \u0161e eno?!?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V vlaku, v kupeju sedijo: prekrasna blondinka, nuna, Hrvat in Slovenec. Pa zapelje vlak v tunel, nastane popolna tema in zasli\u0161i se, kako padekrepka zau\u0161nica.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[453],"tags":[500,2951,2950,763],"class_list":["post-4355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-balkanski","tag-hrvaski-vici","tag-hrvati-sale","tag-nov-hrvaski-vic","tag-sale-o-hrvatih"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4355"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4355\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}