{"id":408,"date":"2008-04-25T17:31:53","date_gmt":"2008-04-25T16:31:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=408"},"modified":"2008-04-25T17:31:53","modified_gmt":"2008-04-25T16:31:53","slug":"starec-in-otroci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/starec-in-otroci","title":{"rendered":"Starec in otroci"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Se poro\u010dita 80-letnik in 20-letnica.<\/p>\n<p>Po nekaj mesecih se jima rodi otrok in sestra v porodni\u0161nici vpra\u0161a o\u010deta:<\/p>\n<p>To je nemogo\u010de. Kako vam je to uspelo pri teh letih?<\/p>\n<p>Pa ji odgovori: &#8220;Star motor je treba negovati.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Zgodba se po kakem letu ponovi. \u0160e drugo rojstvo.<\/p>\n<p>Sestra ponovno: &#8220;Ne morem verjeti. Kako vam je lahko spet uspelo?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pa 80-letnik spet ponosno: &#8220;Star motor je treba negovati.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Naslednje leto pa \u017ee tretje rojstvo.<\/p>\n<p>Sestra: &#8220;Ste pa res mo\u017eakar!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sre\u010dni o\u010da: &#8220;Star motor je treba negovati&#8221;, ji odgovori.<\/p>\n<p>Sestra pa pripomni: &#8220;Samo sedaj je pa \u017ee \u010das, da zamenjate olje, ker je va\u0161 tretji otrok \u010drn!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se poro\u010dita 80-letnik in 20-letnica. Po nekaj mesecih se jima rodi otrok in sestra v porodni\u0161nici vpra\u0161a o\u010deta: To je nemogo\u010de. Kako vam je to uspelo pri teh letih? Pa ji odgovori: &#8220;Star motor je treba negovati.&#8221; Zgodba se po kakem letu ponovi. \u0160e drugo rojstvo. Sestra ponovno: &#8220;Ne morem verjeti. Kako vam je lahko [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[629,12488,97,12487,528],"class_list":["post-408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stari-vici","tag-starejsi-vici","tag-stari-vici","tag-vic","tag-vici","tag-vici-stari"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}