{"id":359,"date":"2008-04-18T19:47:23","date_gmt":"2008-04-18T18:47:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=359"},"modified":"2008-04-18T19:47:23","modified_gmt":"2008-04-18T18:47:23","slug":"janezek-in-ukor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/janezek-in-ukor","title":{"rendered":"Janezek in ukor"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Janezek, zakaj si dobil ukor,” jezno vpra\u0161e o\u010de.<\/p>\n

“U\u010diteljica me je vpra\u0161ala, koliko je tri krat pet pa sem rekel petnajst.<\/p>\n

Potem pa me je vpra\u0161ala, koliko je pet krat tri.”<\/p>\n

V istem hipu je o\u010de odgovori: “Isti kurac!”<\/p>\n

“No, saj tako sem tudi jaz rekel, pa sem dobil ukor.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Janezek, zakaj si dobil ukor,” jezno vpra\u0161e o\u010de. “U\u010diteljica me je vpra\u0161ala, koliko je tri krat pet pa sem rekel petnajst. Potem pa me je vpra\u0161ala, koliko je pet krat tri.” V istem hipu je o\u010de odgovori: “Isti kurac!” “No, saj tako sem tudi jaz rekel, pa sem dobil ukor.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[267,64],"class_list":["post-359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-janezek","tag-vici-janezek","tag-vici-o-janezku"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}