{"id":31345,"date":"2014-10-04T13:04:13","date_gmt":"2014-10-04T12:04:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=31345"},"modified":"2014-10-04T13:04:13","modified_gmt":"2014-10-04T12:04:13","slug":"odlicne-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/odlicne-sale","title":{"rendered":"Odli\u010dne \u0161ale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kak\u0161na je razlika med dobrimi in slabimi jo\u0161ki?<br \/>\nMed dobrimi je veri\u017eica, med slabimi pa popek!<br \/>\n\u017denske so kot sadje &#8211; vsaka ima svoj vonj, okus, barvo in izgled.<br \/>\nProblem so mo\u0161ki &#8211; oni imajo radi sadno solato.<br \/>\nSe sre\u010data dve spodnjici v pralnem stroju. <!--more--><br \/>\nRe\u010de prva: &#8220;A&#8217;s bla na dopustu?&#8221;<br \/>\nDruga: &#8220;Zakaj?&#8221;<br \/>\nPrva: &#8220;K&#8217;s tko rjava!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Vsi smo \u017ee sli\u0161ali za sre\u010do v nesre\u010di. Ne vemo pa kaj je nesre\u010da v sre\u010di. Ko dobi\u0161 slu\u017ebo po letu dni pisanja pro\u0161enj, pa ti<br \/>\nprvi dan novi sodelavci povejo,da \u017ee pol leta niso dobili pla\u010de.<\/p>\n<p>Punca brez oblin je kot jakna brez \u017eepov &#8211; ne ve\u0161 kam bi roke dal.<\/p>\n<p>Zakaj je kalkulator \u010dlovekov najbolj\u0161i prijatelj?<br \/>\nNanj lahko vedno ra\u010duna\u0161.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sin: Ata, mamo moramo prodati!<\/p>\n<p>O\u010de: Zakaj?<\/p>\n<p>Sin: Jaz ve\u010d ne zizam, ti ne seksa\u0161, zakaj bi jo hranili za soseda?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kak\u0161na je razlika med dobrimi in slabimi jo\u0161ki? Med dobrimi je veri\u017eica, med slabimi pa popek! \u017denske so kot sadje &#8211; vsaka ima svoj vonj, okus, barvo in izgled. Problem so mo\u0161ki &#8211; oni imajo radi sadno solato. Se sre\u010data dve spodnjici v pralnem stroju.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[379],"tags":[12500,11881,198],"class_list":["post-31345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mesane-sale","tag-mesane-sale","tag-odlicni-vici","tag-sale"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31345"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31346,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31345\/revisions\/31346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}