{"id":31040,"date":"2014-09-14T06:51:09","date_gmt":"2014-09-14T05:51:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=31040"},"modified":"2014-09-14T06:51:09","modified_gmt":"2014-09-14T05:51:09","slug":"slovenski-vic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/slovenski-vic","title":{"rendered":"Slovenski vic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Janez se odpravi lovit ribe in \u017ee \u010dez uro se mu nasmehne sre\u010da &#8211; ujame tolstega krapa. Te\u010de domov in zavpije:<br \/>\nMarta, ho\u010dem ocvrtega za kosilo!<\/p>\n<p>S \u010dim pa? posmrkne Marta. Nimava ne za drobtine in ne za jajca.<br \/>\nPa ga kar tako vrzi na olje.<br \/>\nZadnje olje od Rde\u010dega kri\u017ea sva porabila predv\u010deraj\u0161njim, saj ve\u0161 &#8230;<br \/>\nPa naj bo kuhan!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Aja? Ta \u010das, ko si lovil, so bili tukaj od Elektra. Tri mesece \u017ee nisva pla\u010dala elektrike in so nama jo odklopili.<br \/>\nPotem pa je najbolje, da ga odnesem nazaj, ves razo\u010daran re\u010de Janez.<br \/>\nBolje, bolje, za\u0161epeta Marta.<\/p>\n<p>Re\u010deno &#8211; storjeno. Janez izpusti krapa nazaj v vodo, ta veselo odplava, se na sredi reke obrne in zavpije:<br \/>\nNaj \u017eivi Slovenija!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Janez se odpravi lovit ribe in \u017ee \u010dez uro se mu nasmehne sre\u010da &#8211; ujame tolstega krapa. Te\u010de domov in zavpije: Marta, ho\u010dem ocvrtega za kosilo! S \u010dim pa? posmrkne Marta. Nimava ne za drobtine in ne za jajca. Pa ga kar tako vrzi na olje. Zadnje olje od Rde\u010dega kri\u017ea sva porabila predv\u010deraj\u0161njim, saj [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[459],"tags":[766,1125,461],"class_list":["post-31040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-slovenci","tag-slovenske-sale","tag-slovenski-vic","tag-slovenski-vici"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31040"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31041,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31040\/revisions\/31041"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}