{"id":3008,"date":"2010-06-15T06:20:08","date_gmt":"2010-06-15T05:20:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=3008"},"modified":"2010-06-15T06:20:08","modified_gmt":"2010-06-15T05:20:08","slug":"moderno-clovestvo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/moderno-clovestvo","title":{"rendered":"Moderno \u010dlove\u0161tvo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. Avtomatsko vpi\u0161ete PIN v mikrovalovno.<\/p>\n<p>2. \u017de nekaj let niste igrali pasijanso s pravimi kartami.<\/p>\n<p>3. Imate spisek 15 telefonov od \u010dlanov dru\u017eine, ki \u0161teje 3 ljudi.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n4. Po\u0161iljate mail kolegu, ki sedi tik ob vas.<\/p>\n<p>5. Izgubili ste stike s prijatelji, ker nimate njihovega maila.<\/p>\n<p>6. Po napornem dnevu pridete domov in se na telefon javite z imenom firme.<\/p>\n<p>7. Na doma\u010dem telefonu izbirate nulo za izhod.<\/p>\n<p>8. \u010ce od doma odidete brez mobitela, dobite napad panike in se vrnete.<\/p>\n<p>10. Ko zjutraj vstanete najprej odprete Outlook in potem skuhate kavo.<\/p>\n<p>11. Nagibate glavo, da bi se nasmejali.<\/p>\n<p>12. Ko berete to se nasmihate.<\/p>\n<p>13. \u0160e huje, \u017ee sedaj veste komu boste preposlali ta mail .<\/p>\n<p>14. Preve\u010d ste v stresu, da bi opazili, da manjka \u0161t. 9.<\/p>\n<p>15. Sedaj gledate nazaj \u010de je to res.<\/p>\n<p>Mimogrede: Ju\u017enoameri\u0161ki znanstvenik je po dolgotrajnih in kompliciranih preiskavah ugotovil, da osebe z zmanj\u0161ano seksualno aktivnostjo \u010ditajo po\u0161to z roko na mi\u0161ki.<br \/>\nNe rabite sedaj spu\u0161\u010dati mi\u0161ke\u2026&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Avtomatsko vpi\u0161ete PIN v mikrovalovno. 2. \u017de nekaj let niste igrali pasijanso s pravimi kartami. 3. Imate spisek 15 telefonov od \u010dlanov dru\u017eine, ki \u0161teje 3 ljudi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[379],"tags":[12500,2137,465],"class_list":["post-3008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mesane-sale","tag-mesane-sale","tag-moderno-clovestvo","tag-vici-mesani"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3008"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3010,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3008\/revisions\/3010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}