Izrek izku\u0161ene \u017eenske:
\n“Mo\u0161ki ne bodo nikoli odrasli, samo starej\u0161i, starej\u0161i in starej\u0161i bodo…”<\/p>\n
Kako si mo\u0161ki predstavljajo predigro?”
\n“Pol ure nagovarjanja na seks!”
\n<\/p>\n
“Poglej \u010dez cesto! Tamle gre moj biv\u0161i mo\u017e.”
\n“No – in?”
\n“Iz njega sem naredila milijonarja.”
\n“In kaj je bil prej?”
\n“Milijarder.”<\/p>\n
Mo\u0161ki je kot videorekorder: naprej, nazaj, naprej, nazaj, eject!<\/p>\n
Zakaj so baterije bolj\u0161e od mo\u0161kih?
\nKer imajo najmanj eno pozitivno stran.<\/p>\n
Zakaj so mo\u0161ki kot mikrovalovna pe\u010dica?
\nKer se segrejejo v 15 sekundah.<\/p>\n
“Kaj dela \u017eenska, ko njen mo\u017e cik-cak ska\u010de po vrtu pred hi\u0161o?”
\n“Strelja nanj!”<\/p>\n
“Kako \u017eenske imenujejo mo\u0161kega, kateremu so odstranili 99% mo\u017eganskih celic?”
\n“Evnuh!”<\/p>\n
“Zakaj \u010drne vdove usmrtijo svoje mo\u0161ke takoj po parjenju?”
\n“Da prekinejo smr\u010danje, \u0161e preden se je za\u010delo!”<\/p>\n
Kaj si mora kupiti samski mo\u0161ki?
\nFi\u010dkota!!!
\nLahko ga “poriva” pa \u0161e dobro “kuha”!<\/p>\n
Mo\u0161ki so kot wc:
\nal so pokvarjen, al so zaseden al pa smrdijo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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