{"id":28960,"date":"2014-02-16T10:46:50","date_gmt":"2014-02-16T09:46:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=28960"},"modified":"2014-02-16T10:46:50","modified_gmt":"2014-02-16T09:46:50","slug":"najedel-kruha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/najedel-kruha","title":{"rendered":"Najedel kruha"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dobijo se \u0160vicar, Francoz in Slovenec. Dogovorijo se za preizkus.<br \/>\nV sedmih minutah naj bi zlikali srajco, pojedli 1 kg kruha in seksali z \u017eeno.<\/p>\n<p>\u0160vicar: najprej zlika srajco, poje kruh in \u2026 izte\u010de se 7 minut. <!--more--><br \/>\nFrancoz: najprej poje kruh, zlika srajco in \u2026\u2026. izte\u010de se 7 minut.<br \/>\nSlovenec: da \u017eeni zlikati srajco in dokler jo od zadaj natepava, uspe pojesti kruh v 7 minutah.<\/p>\n<p>NAUK:<\/p>\n<p>\u0160vicar: najprej posel, nato hrana, \u010de uspe, \u0161e ostalo\u2026<br \/>\nFrancoz: najprej hrana, nato posel, \u010de uspe, \u0161e ostalo\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Slovenec: \u010de ne jebe\u0161 tistih,ki delajo, se ne bo\u0161 najedel kruha!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dobijo se \u0160vicar, Francoz in Slovenec. Dogovorijo se za preizkus. V sedmih minutah naj bi zlikali srajco, pojedli 1 kg kruha in seksali z \u017eeno. \u0160vicar: najprej zlika srajco, poje kruh in \u2026 izte\u010de se 7 minut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[459],"tags":[11399,766,461],"class_list":["post-28960","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-slovenci","tag-najedel-kruha","tag-slovenske-sale","tag-slovenski-vici"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28960","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28960"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28960\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28962,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28960\/revisions\/28962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28960"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28960"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28960"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}