Mo\u0161ki srednjih let si kupi novega Porscheja in se odpelje na prvo vo\u017enjo.
\nNajprej previdno pritisne na plin in brzinomer takoj poka\u017ee 160 km\/h.<\/p>\n
To je pravi u\u017eitek, pomisli in doda \u0161e malo plina.
\nNaenkrat pa v ogledalu zagleda modro policijsko lu\u010d.<\/p>\n
\nSaj me ne morejo ujeti, pomisli in pritisne do 260 km\/h.<\/p>\n
Potem pa si re\u010de: “Ali nisi malo prestar za take \u0161tose?”<\/p>\n
Zmanj\u0161a hitrost in ob cesti po\u010daka policijo.<\/p>\n
Policaj po\u010dasi pride do avta in po pregledu dokumentov re\u010de:
\n“Gospod, slu\u017eba se mi kon\u010da \u010dez pet minut. Ne bom vas kaznoval, \u010de mi poveste en pameten razlog, zakaj ste hoteli pobegniti?”<\/p>\n
Voznik Porscheja ga za\u010dudeno pogleda in re\u010de: “Moja \u017eena je prej\u0161nji teden pobegnila s policajem, pa sem mislil, da mi jo ho\u010dete vrniti!”<\/p>\n
“Hvala lepa in sre\u010dno pot”, odvrne policaj, mu vrne dokumente in odide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Mo\u0161ki srednjih let si kupi novega Porscheja in se odpelje na prvo vo\u017enjo. Najprej previdno pritisne na plin in brzinomer takoj poka\u017ee 160 km\/h. To je pravi u\u017eitek, pomisli in doda \u0161e malo plina. Naenkrat pa v ogledalu zagleda modro policijsko lu\u010d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[730,703,2075],"class_list":["post-2885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-policijski","tag-policijske-sale","tag-vici-policijski","tag-zena-pobegnila"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2885"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2885\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2886,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2885\/revisions\/2886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}