{"id":285,"date":"2008-04-14T12:49:54","date_gmt":"2008-04-14T11:49:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=285"},"modified":"2008-04-14T12:49:54","modified_gmt":"2008-04-14T11:49:54","slug":"baba-moz-in-policaj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/baba-moz-in-policaj","title":{"rendered":"Baba mo\u017e in policaj"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>POLICAJ USTAVI JANEZA :&#8221;Vozni\u0161ko, prosim.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>PA SE ZADERE \u017dENA: &#8220;Pihat mu dejte, pihat mu dejte!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>POLICAJ PREGLEDUJE DOKUMENT IN RE\u0106E : &#8220;Ja, v redu, se prometno,<br \/>\nprosim.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>PA SE SPET ZADERE \u017dENA: &#8220;Pihat mu dejte, a ne vidte kak\u0161en je? Piha<br \/>\nnej!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>POLICAJ VRNE JANEZU DOKUMENTE NAZAJ : &#8221; Lahko greste, gospod.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>PA SPET BABA OTRE\u0160A SVOJO GOFLO: &#8220;Zakaj mu pa ne daste pihat, sej je<br \/>\n\u010dist zadet?<\/p>\n<p>Dejte mu no pihat, gospod policaj!<\/p>\n<p>POLICAJ, RAZUMEVAJO\u010c: &#8220;Gospa, Va\u0161 mo\u017e je ze dovolj kaznovan.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>POLICAJ USTAVI JANEZA :&#8221;Vozni\u0161ko, prosim.&#8221; PA SE ZADERE \u017dENA: &#8220;Pihat mu dejte, pihat mu dejte!&#8221; POLICAJ PREGLEDUJE DOKUMENT IN RE\u0106E : &#8220;Ja, v redu, se prometno, prosim.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[427,362],"class_list":["post-285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zakonski","tag-zakonski-vic","tag-zakonski-vici"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}