{"id":2826,"date":"2010-01-22T23:06:36","date_gmt":"2010-01-22T22:06:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=2826"},"modified":"2010-01-22T23:06:36","modified_gmt":"2010-01-22T22:06:36","slug":"super-druzinski-vic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/super-druzinski-vic","title":{"rendered":"Super dru\u017einski vic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Upokojenec iz Prekmurja po telefonu pokli\u010de svojega sina v Ljubljano:<br \/>\nZdravo sinko, rad bi ti povedal, da se s tvojo mamo lo\u010dujeva po 45 letih zakona.<\/p>\n<p>O\u010de, o \u010dem vendar govori\u0161?<br \/>\n\u010cisto enostavno, sine. S tvojo mamo se niti gledati ne moreva ve\u010d, sploh pa se mi ne ljubi razpravljati o tem, raje pokli\u010di svojo sestro in ji povej.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Sin ves vznemirjen stori, kar mu je bilo naro\u010deno. Sestra se za\u010dne dreti v slu\u0161alko:<br \/>\nPajade, da se bosta lo\u010dila! Ni mo\u017enosti, ker jima midva ne bova pustila!<\/p>\n<p>Bom \u017ee jaz uredila, da se ne bosta!<\/p>\n<p>Takoj pokli\u010de o\u010deta v Prekmurje in se pokroviteljsko razburja:<\/p>\n<p>O \u010dem ti vendar govori\u0161, stari, kak\u0161na lo\u010ditev vendar? Glejta, da ne<br \/>\nbosta ni\u010desar naredila, prideva z bratom do vaju. Lepo pridna bodita in rada se imejta, sta razumela?<\/p>\n<p>Zveza je bila prekinjena. Star\u010dek odlo\u017ei slu\u0161alko, se obrne proti \u017eeni in ji re\u010de:<\/p>\n<p>Urejeno, prideta za moj rojstni dan, ampak zdaj me zanima, kaj si bova izmislila za Bo\u017ei\u010d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Upokojenec iz Prekmurja po telefonu pokli\u010de svojega sina v Ljubljano: Zdravo sinko, rad bi ti povedal, da se s tvojo mamo lo\u010dujeva po 45 letih zakona. O\u010de, o \u010dem vendar govori\u0161? \u010cisto enostavno, sine. S tvojo mamo se niti gledati ne moreva ve\u010d, sploh pa se mi ne ljubi razpravljati o tem, raje pokli\u010di svojo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[1429,2049,468,369],"class_list":["post-2826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-druzinski","tag-druzinski-vic","tag-sala-druzinska","tag-vici-druzinski","tag-zakonska-sala"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2826"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2827,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2826\/revisions\/2827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}