{"id":2794,"date":"2010-01-22T22:23:37","date_gmt":"2010-01-22T21:23:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=2794"},"modified":"2010-01-22T22:23:37","modified_gmt":"2010-01-22T21:23:37","slug":"papagaj-in-serviser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/papagaj-in-serviser","title":{"rendered":"Papagaj in serviser"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pralni stroj gospe Mlinar se je pokvaril.<\/p>\n<p>Klicala je serviserja, ki se je najavil za nasledni dan.<\/p>\n<p>Ker je gospa Mlinar ob tej uri imela termine, je serviserju po telefonu naro\u010dila naslednje: &#8220;Pustim vam klju\u010d pod prepraznikom.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Popravite pralni stroj in pustite ra\u010dun na mizi v kuhinji. Ne bojte se mojega psa, on nikomur ni\u010d ne naredi. Ampak pozor &#8211; na noben na\u010din, nikakor ne govorite z mojim papagajem!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ko je serviser prisel naslednji dan, je bilo vse kot dogovorjeno.<\/p>\n<p>Pes je bil sicer najve\u010dji in najbolj grozljiv, kar jih je kdarkoli \u017ee videl, bil pa je tudi res \u010disto miren in priden ga je opazoval pri delu.<\/p>\n<p>Papagaj pa je ubogega serviserja ves \u010das nadlegoval, metal mu je lupine le\u0161nikov na glavo, preklinjal in kri\u010dal je najgr\u0161e izraze, kar jih je kdaj sli\u0161al.<\/p>\n<p>Konec koncev serviser ni ve\u010d vzdr\u017eal in je nadrl papagaja: &#8220;Dr\u017ei \u017ee enkrat svoj nesramen kljun!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nakar se papagaj zadere: &#8221; Rex, primi ga!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>ZAKAJ LE MO\u0160KI NIKOLI NE POSLU\u0160AJO \u017dENSK?! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pralni stroj gospe Mlinar se je pokvaril. Klicala je serviserja, ki se je najavil za nasledni dan. Ker je gospa Mlinar ob tej uri imela termine, je serviserju po telefonu naro\u010dila naslednje: &#8220;Pustim vam klju\u010d pod prepraznikom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[379],"tags":[12500,2035,2036,465],"class_list":["post-2794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mesane-sale","tag-mesane-sale","tag-papagaj","tag-serviser","tag-vici-mesani"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2794"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2794\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2795,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2794\/revisions\/2795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}