{"id":270,"date":"2008-04-14T07:30:07","date_gmt":"2008-04-14T06:30:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=270"},"modified":"2008-04-14T07:30:07","modified_gmt":"2008-04-14T06:30:07","slug":"osemnajstletni-vnuk-in-dedek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/osemnajstletni-vnuk-in-dedek","title":{"rendered":"Osemnajstletni vnuk in dedek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Osemnajstletni vnuk gre dedku \u017ee po\u0161teno na \u017eivce.<\/p>\n<p>Fant cele dneve sedi za ra\u010dunalnikom, zato stopi do njega: &#8221; Ko sem bil jaz v tvjih letih, smo \u0161li s kolegi v Trst, zavili v prvi bordel, nabrisali vse prostitutke, vse pojedli, popili, vse razmetali, nato pa lokal zapustili ne da bi pla\u010dali.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nMalemu je zamislel v\u0161e\u010d.<\/p>\n<p>Po dveh tednih se vrne, ves razbit in povit, pa ga dedek vpra\u0161a: &#8221; Ja, kaj si pa delal?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u0160li smo v Trst in naredili vse tako kot ti.<\/p>\n<p>Ko pa smo hoteli oditi, ne da bi pla\u010dali, so iz zadnje sobe stopile tri gorile in nas po\u0161teno nalomile!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;S kom pa si bil v Trstu?&#8221; vpra\u0161a dedek.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;S turisti\u010dno agencijo, pa ti?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8221; S partizani!&#8221; odvrne dedek.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Osemnajstletni vnuk gre dedku \u017ee po\u0161teno na \u017eivce. Fant cele dneve sedi za ra\u010dunalnikom, zato stopi do njega: &#8221; Ko sem bil jaz v tvjih letih, smo \u0161li s kolegi v Trst, zavili v prvi bordel, nabrisali vse prostitutke, vse pojedli, popili, vse razmetali, nato pa lokal zapustili ne da bi pla\u010dali.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[529,12488,528],"class_list":["post-270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stari-vici","tag-nori-stari-vici","tag-stari-vici","tag-vici-stari"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}