1. VZDEVKI
\n\u010ce, Katarina, Suzana in Martina, v bifeju pijejo kavo, se ena k drugi, obra\u010da z vzdevkom: Kati, Suzi in Tina….
\n\u010ce, Tone, Miha in Fran\u010dek, ob pitju piva, gledajo nogometno tekmo, se eden k drugemu, obra\u010da z vzdevkom: Stari, Car, Legenda….<\/p>\n
2. DENAR
\nMo\u0161ki bo dal 100\u20acvrov za stvar, ki dejansko stane 50\u20acvrov, \u010de bo to stvar, res potreboval.
\n\u017denska bo pla\u010dala 50\u20acvrov za stvar, ki dejansko stane 100\u20acvrov, pa \u010deprav te stvari ne potrebuje. Va\u017eno je, da je stvar bila na razprodaji, polovico cenej\u0161a.<\/p>\n
3. KOPALNICA
\nMo\u0161ki ima v kopalnici do 10 stvari: zobno \u0161\u010detko, zobno pasto, kremo za britje, dr\u017ealo za enkratno britje ali brivnik, kremo ali vodko za po britju, deodorant, milo, \u0161ampon in brisa\u010do.
\nPovpre\u010dno \u0161tevilo stvari, ki jih ima v kopalnici \u017eenska, se giblje med 80-100 stvarmi, od katerih jih mo\u0161ki vsaj polovico ne pozna.<\/p>\n
4. PREPIR
\n\u017denska ima zadnjo besedo pri vsakem prepiru.
\nKarkoli mo\u0161ki potem \u0161e re\u010de, je pri\u010detek novega prepira.<\/p>\n
5. GARDEROBA
\n\u017denska se uredi, ko gre v trgovino\/v slu\u017ebo\/v mesto\/na prireditev\/ na tr\u017enico\/ ko nese ven smeti\/ ko zaliva ro\u017ee\/ ko praznujejo rojstne dneve….
\nMo\u0161ki se uredi 2x: ko se poro\u010di in ko gre kam na pogreb.<\/p>\n
6. ZAKON
\nKo se \u017eenska poro\u010di, pri\u010dakuje, da se bo njen partner v zakonu spremenil.
\nKo mo\u0161ki stopi v zakon, pri\u010dakuje, da se ona v zakonu ne bo spremenila<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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